FAMILY (2014–ongoing)

The Granny Jiřina beautiful when being young and so fat in her old age, was adopted. She used to lend me some money, which I didn´t have to give back. And instead of orange she would say orunge. The grandpa Bohuslav played the heligon in a funeral band. He bought me a flute, that I had never played. He used to give our animals names after the characters of Shakespeare´s plays and he told me, that Leonardo da Vinci was a painter. Their children, Jiřina and my dad Jiří, didn´t speak to each other for long. The other grandma Marie knitted all her life. I really don´t know if she liked it, but we all wore sweaters and socks which hurt in shoes. She doesn´t knit anymore, but she can remember everything. The grandpa Vilém was indecent. When his horses got harebrained or he started his tractor, his bangs would always fall. He had three daughters. The aunt Hana we call Milada, Helena we call Klama, and my mum is Věra. My parents got divorced when I was 24 years old. We see them separately. I'm the oldest out of three sisters. My sisters are divorced, but both of them got married out of love. My husband speaks aloud, he loves sport, me and he doesn´t like artists. Our Laura says: "a daughter should be in-between"...